My Entire Life is Creepy

One thing I will NEVER understand is why the heck men spend all day watching Football when they could be doing much more interesting things. I might have no room to talk. I spend my day on the computer, writing bloody stories or drawing morbid pictures. Still I don't think I scream at my computer. My Dad screams very strange words at the TV almost every Sunday. Sometimes it scares me. When I woke up this morning and went downstairs, he was attempting to fix the light (or something, I don't know) and he was muttering to himself the whole time.


Shannon is the weirdest sister ever. She says things like "Your mom" and "Your face". She has also had very interesting adventures. Nothing interesting ever happens to me because I never do anything, and I'm happy with that =O.

So I have with the weirdest family ever. My Dad loves football more than me. That's just sad.

Its 1:39 in the morning and I'm still not going to bed. Normally I would've been in bed around midnight but praise the lord we have no co-op for five weeks straight. Thank God! Co-op is both annoying and boring. Crazy stuff always happens there.

Cindy is a Spaz. She has the weirdest little face and she has a crapface. She runs around like an idiot all day and always has to lick the blankets. I recently found out she does that because she was taken away from her Mommy too early, and the blankets remind her of her Mommy. I don't get why.

Mowgli is a big black blob. He's pretty normal, but while he's purring and begging for love he randomly bites you for no reason. I think they're both a bit messed up.

Stitch is the cutest little thing! Best of all he's pretty much MY kitty. I'm the only one here who still loves him. He's always been my cat and hopefully will be for a while longer. I WUVZ HIM!

Umm...Shannon, once again you and I are never going to be friends =P

The Dentist Aventure

I hate going to the dentist. Last time they told us I needed to go to the orthodontist. We didn’t go because I recently lost six teeth, and I’m about to loose another. I don’t know how many more I have left to loose. Anyway, today I got to go to the dentist. This time it was very interesting…


The lady cleaning my teeth talked so quiet I could barely hear her, and she asked me who cleaned my teeth last time. WTF? How am I supposed to know that? It’s been half a year! Next when she was picking stuff off of my teeth she jabbed me in the gums five times. I don’t think she noticed.


After, she used this spinning thing and used this horrible-tasting stuff to clean my teeth. Eww. It was the worst thing I’d ever tasted.


Okay, so here’s where it gets interesting. The dentist dude was an Indian, and I could barely understand a word he said. After he looked at my teeth, he started talking to the one lady who cleaned my teeth. I’m naming her Darla and the dentist is Frank.


“Wasn’t she supposed to go to the orthodontist?” Frank asked.
“I don’t know,” Darla replied, turning to grab something off the counter.
“We’ll have to talk to this patient’s Mom.”
“I’ll do it.”
Frank turned back to me and said, “Everything looks good, no cavities. You have been a very good girl.”

So she takes me back to my Mom, and doesn’t say anything about it to her. That had to be my weirdest dentist run yet =)

Kitty Trouble

Is it just me or are the cats begging for love right now? We moved the food upstairs to my bedroom a few nights ago, and now they're always in there wanting something. Cindy attacks my feet at night (luckily her claws can’t get through my comforter) and she sleeps on top of my stomach. Sometimes I wonder if that cat has brain damage. Everyone is afraid of her but me. Cindy can’t hurt you!


Ugh. I miss having Tazy sleeping on my bed at night. She used to always sleep with me. Now I'm stuck with Cindy. Cindy is very funny to sleep with, but she can be annoying. Taz wouldn't attack my feet like that. She would sleep or purr all night long until I fell asleep.

Mowgli is like this big blob of back fuzz. He sits at the bottom of my dresser and waits for me to come over and feed him at night. Sometimes he'll meow to get my attention. Cindy does that too, only she scratches at my closet and meows really loud. Are my cats crazy? When I feed them at night all four of them are suddenly descending upon my room.

Boo bothers me 24/7 when I'm on the computer. He'll meow and brush against the chair asking for love. I give him as much as I can before he gets under the desk and I can’t reach him anymore. Sometimes he'll get on the couch and just stare at me with these big green eyes. I keep thinking the cats are trying to tell me something....

Oh well, it will remain a mystery. Now I must deal with Boo again...

Daddy Daughter Date

Each and every Daddy Daughter Date I go on has its own special surprise. This time it was a really touching note. It was very unexpected. It never even crossed my mind that I would get something at this one. We went to Spinning Forks, my new favorite spaghetti place. Afterward we went to get my Spyro game. I had waited like four days for it and could barely wait to get home after picking it up. But I agreed on going to get blue paint colors for my amazing room. Its never been this clean before *smack smack smack* I don't think it'll get very messy anymore because I spend most of my time downstairs now. I do read up there and I will sometimes take ze Ipod up.

I would like any kind of blue for my room from sky blue to dark blue. The black dots will be amazing IF we end up doing them. I have this weirdo feeling that my mom is gonna turn on me about it later. But what the heck?

Woot new song to be obsessed with. Now it is Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park. Omg...Shannon just let her crazy friend in our house! NOOOOOOo!!!!!! Oh well, I can go smack her if I want to...

We finally got to know our parts for Music and Drama at co-op today. I'm very laid back about the whole thing because of acting class and all. That was one of the scariest things I've ever done...That was hard to admit. Music and Drama will be easier than it used to be because I now know what a really hard play is. We have loads and loads of Weeks to memorize the play too. Anyways, I got the part i wanted. City kid1. I am a narrator. Even though I am the first one to talk in the entire play, and the first City kid, I probably am the one with the least lines of any of them. And yay! I get to work with Katie. She's Country cousin1, which makes her my partner. She always talks after me, and we'll probably be together the entire time. Most of the City kids/Country cousins have to say bible verses. Jeez...I can’t say long lines without having issues. Anyways, I don't have to say any and neither does Katie. Wootness!

I know a lot of the songs already since Shannon did the play. I was still in the first and second grade class when that was going on, but I remember it. I had the songs stuck in my head for months and I never knew where I got them from and why the heck I wanted to remember them.

There's a cold going around the house. For like a weak if not longer my Mom and Shannon have had this really nasty cold. Guess what? Now I have it! Wonderful! NOT! I hate it when my nose is runny or stuffed. I love being able to smell and breathe out of my nose. What the heck? I could hardly sleep last night because of it. It’s hard to fall asleep on a runny nose...

I am overly obsessed with crackers. There're so yummy! I wish I could eat them now but sadly I brushed my teeth early so I wouldn't have to do it right before bed. Crackers taste amazing...Oooo I wanna eat them so much right now! Munch...munch...munch...munch...Woops! Now I have to brush them again! Just kidding....

I love my Ipod

I love my Mom's Ipod. I have been using it more and more lately. I just uploaded more songs to it. It is a very pretty blue color, and its shiny. I'm charging it right now. If it hadn't died last night because I forgot to turn it off, I would most likely be listening to it right now. But it has to charge.

I've noticed that I always have one song that I have to listen to obsessively. My current one is "The Reason". I'm not sure who its by...I also bounce back to some songs that I have been obsesses with in the past.

Shannon and my Mom are upstairs being freaks again. Sometimes they scare me. I think my mom is emptying the dishwasher. Hmm...or maybe she's getting plates out. I cant tell. Oooo!! Someone just texted me. It was Liz.

I watched Baby Mama a few days ago. Its really funny. I think I've graduated out of kid movies. They don't appeal to me anymore. I cant wait for the Twilight movie to come out. I hope its not too much different from the book. The spoof trailer someone made is sooo funny. I don't know how many times I've gone back and watched it.

I just got done changing my blog layout and stuff. (Please do not be creeped out by the Warriors pic thing) I was sick of the pinkish color. Too girly for me. I like the blue now, and the black. I am a complete Warriors fan. I've read every book there is (except for Tigerstar and Sasha. I have not been able to get that one yet) and I have even read them over again. I still think Sunset was the best one...or maybe Eclipse...I'm not sure. I like them all. Eclipse had the most secrets in it. Long Shadows is coming out in 61 days. I cant wait for it.

My cell phone looks disgusting right now. I need to wash it. Ah, much better. Alright, I'm out of things to talk about. I need to go and see if the Ipod is done charging.

Hurricane Ike

Yesterday Hurricane Ike came and smacked us in the face when we had no idea it was headed for us. The power went out shortly after. We had plans to have people over for tacos but that was ruined by it. They all came over anyway and talked about being Amish. I wouldn't be good for being Amish, that's for sure. We didn't have any way to keep our food cold whatsoever other than a cooler with ice in it. I witnessed about ten feet of our last pine tree in the backyard slicing off and falling down. It just missed the pool. The one good thing about it is that co-op got called because of the power issue. I was left missing my computer. I couldn't write, play RuneScape, or draw. I almost died of boredom. A bunch of trees were pulled out of the ground by their roots. The trees I saw were AMAZING. I mean seriously. Probably the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. The winds continued until like 6:00 before they finally settled down. The whole place was a mess. Sticks everywhere and trees down...

The power continued to stay out, and I began growing very restless. I was very bored and without the computer. I didn't know what to do. There was barely enough light to read, and for some reason I didn't feel the urge to pick up a book. I need to be relaxed to read and I was NOT relaxed. We were under a water advisory and all of the food was going bad. I was stressed out. Our neighbors across the street luckily have an oven that you can light and use without power. We ate two meals there.

Lots of lucky people did have power. Angee had power at her apartment, and a few other people we know did. We went to Angee's place to charge the Ipod and our phones. I was prepared to wait the whole rest of the week for power and my beloved computer. I needed to write really bad, but that wasn't happening. I was checking my email on my dad's laptop (he was able to get the Internet there) when his phone rang with its very annoying ring tone. I froze and waited.

"Mister Mark?" My dad said. I knew what was coming. The only reason why he would be calling us was to tell us something very, very happy. "We have power?" My dad said excitedly. I sighed with relief. We were very lucky.

So our power is back on. Its 9:51 right now. Almost the whole place has power now thank God. I just hope it doesn't go out again. My friend texted me and said she had hers, but later it went out again. So yeah, hurricane Ike hit us...

O M G

We are re-doing our bathroom. I'm having some serious issues with the fact that I have to use the downstairs bathroom. It’s really getting to me. The bathroom upstairs is entirely torn apart and now we have to get a new toilet. I hate getting new toilets. There's always something I hate about getting new stuff especially when it's for the bathroom. I hate not being able to just run upstairs without caring. Now I have to go downstairs to the bathroom I find very disgusting because it’s full of spiders. And I have to do this for like three more days if not longer. O M G...

Co-op has started and so has the torture. My classes are as bad as usual. The only class I actually have some fun in is Scrapbooking so far. I'm with Katie and Katie makes classes funner. I'm too special to cut paper evenly.

I'm finding myself getting more and more ideas for my story about Stitch and his adventures outside. There's a fox in our neighborhood, and I know that I am going to use him for my story. (Its name is Frank) I enjoy naming animals random names. Anyways, I have always wondered what Stitch actually does outside, and I am finally going to bring my ideas into a story. I still need several more ideas before I can actually get myself started.

Let’s hope that my toilet is pleasant...

Spiders and cell phones

Be honest with my for a minute. Have you ever had this random spider come and attack you in the bathroom? 'cause I now have. Two days ago, I went into the bathroom and saw this random black spider crawling through this thingy that hangs on our wall in front of the toilet. I couldn't really do anything about it. So, I come in the next day to take a shower. The spider is on the wall beside the shower. I decided to delay it for a while. I came back later and the spider was gone...so I went ahead and took it.

My mom and I went to Starbucks the other day to use the last of my gift card from my B-day. We watched these weird people walk in and out of Jungle Jims while sitting outside drinking our Starbucks. At one point this weirdo person wearing a gray suit and like this old person hat walked in. I missed it, but I did get so see him come back out. Then this dude wearing all white went in. O M G.

While we were sitting there in awkward silence I asked, "How many days 'till Heros comes out?" I knew that it couldn't be very much longer since Warriors was coming out in six days. "What day is it?" My mom asked excitedly. Right..."Six days till September 1rst." Dun dun dun dun...Turns out Heros came out that day. Wow. That honestly went by pretty fast. On the way back home Shannon called. I had heard that we were getting rid of our land line and we might be getting rid of our phones, making me to have to get a Cell Phone. I answered it and told her that we had Heros, but even better, Sha told me that I was getting my phone tonight and I would have unlimited texting (don't ask me why). I guess my phone was free because of this random special deal because of where my Dad works.

My phone is a silvery-purple-blueish color thingy. I like it. I text like an old grandma though. Shannon is complaining already about how slow I am.

I went back upstairs and into the bathroom. I'm washing my hands and all of the sudden this long black scary thing crawls into the sink. I began screaming bloody murder until my Dad came into the bathroom. We finally killed the dumb spider which wanted to eat me. It wanted me and only me, since it wouldn't come out for anyone else. But it could have been nicer about it. I mean, be real.

So, yeah. Spiders are not my thing, and they want to eat me.

Cheese

I recently came upon these pictures. I find the cheese one funny. And the one with the Mom or whatever is pretty amusing. That's something my Dad would do :P. Cheese pictures are pretty amazing. I should throw cheese at Sha Sha sometime soon.

WEEEEEE.........

Adventures are happening every day, I have to say. Acting Class ended a few weeks ago. I cant get it out of my mind though. I'm still having nightmares about it. Don't laugh. I have lots of issues I know. It went pretty well...The first dress rehearsal was bad because I had never had to run back and change as fast as lightning before. But after I did it once and had a good place for my pile I was fine. Everything went okay as far as I know. (I wouldn't know actually because for most of it I was in the dressing room changing) Ugh. It was very stressful. We had too much changing I know.

When I walked into the door that first day of the show, I was shaking to death. Everything was wild. I forgot how it happened...I remember sitting down with Shannon and thinking about all of the stuff I could mess up on. My friend, Jessica, didn't seem very stressed out and neither did Shannon. Most of the people seemed really excited. I was in my own personal, whirling, fiery, stress. Yeah. Though its not the worst thing that's EVER happened to me. I can think of one or two other things. RAWER!

Well, when April finally came to call us back I almost passed out. We had to go and get our play clothes on and wow. I didn't get to be with Shannon or Jessie. I was stuck with the flowers, the dodo bird, the rock lobsters, and the other Cardsmen/grass/ ect. I only had one or two friends. Its amazing how close everyone had gotten since the very first day. We literally sat in the dressing rooms for two hours straight until they finally had us go to our places for the dress rehearsal. That went pretty smooth.

Then, after that, we went back and ate pizza. Shannon and I were careful and only drank water. The kids were probably thinking that we were freaks. But hey? Being a freak is fun. I was pretty relaxed by then. It was funny, cause when we went downstairs and were preparing for the show, everyone was stressing. I knew that if we had made it through two dress rehearsals, that we could make it through this.


When we FINALLY went to our places for the offical show, everything seemed bad again. When we had still been downstairs, we had already seen the people in the first and second row. What was the rest like? The bad thing was that the doors were closed and we couldn't hear the music. We were forced to crack the door open so we could hear our cue. Ugh. We were on the Balcony place inside of a small hall, about the size of an elavater. There were five of us.

It went good from there.



Two days ago we had a garage sale. It was fun watching all of the people come and go. Hehe. We painted my nails black today! I WUV IT!

UGH THIS IS ONE OF THOSE WEEKS!

Here we go...

Last week Shannon and I started going to our acting class. It's a play about Alice in Wonderland. I thought when Sha and I got our packets "Omg this is gonna be so much fun!" Dun, dun, dun dun....I was horribly wrong! We have to do these crazy dances that I can barely even figure out! If I cant do the stretches in the beginning of class I cant do these! Its four hours every day from one to 5. God! I'm so annoyed. Its intense and boring. Sha has it way easier then I do. Well...Maybe its close because she has to sing a solo in a costume that looks entirely idiotic. I'm not worried about very much other then the fact that I have to go back and change as fast as lightning like five times! And I have to wear a long sleeved black shirt and long black pants! Ugh! Its hot enough during practice and I'm wearing a tank top and shorts! (This is obviously gonna be hard).

I'm just glad I don't have to sing a long solo like Shannon.

So far its felt like the class is for like ten hours. I don't get it. I've only managed to have fun one of the days. I'm not sure if I can survive another week, you know? At least we get the weekend off.


I walked inside the place feeling ready to burst with excitement. When I got in...That was a different story. I was suddenly nervous. I knew what my part was. Royal cardsmen/Grass/Late chorus/Sea creature. I had no idea that I was going to have to change like crazy for all of those. First, we did all kinds of crazy stretches. I could only get like two of them right....And then we had to go through like three of the songs step by step with the music dude that I for some reason don't like.



I'm not sure what day it was when we had to learn the dance the caucus race. As the Dodo bird sang "Everybody take your place, before we start the caucus race" all of us were stretching. And to think I thought it was going to be easy. At one point we had to run off stage...and...

UGH UGH UGH!

Age and hunger

So, I'm ten now. It feels weird, 'cause I still feel like I'm nine. Its gonna be hard getting used to calling myself ten.

This year I didn't want to have a Birthday Party. Is that weird? And I also couldn't figure out what I wanted. I probably would have been fine if I didn't even get anything, as long as we got something fixed with the deck. But are we even doing that? Hmm, I wonder. My mom got my Mp3 player to work, which is enough for me. Woo, I wont be using my Mom's Ipod anymore. Shannon is on her last day of SOS, so today is rather special. Oh yes, and I'm sure Bitty will be happy with that too.

Being ten feels weird. Okay, I'm starving, I must get my parents to make dinner! ATTACK THE PARENTS, AWAY!

Burns

Last night around 10:00 I just so happened to be eating Ramon Noodles or something. I didn't think and poured it all into the bowl at once, and I tried to pick it up so I could carry it across the room...And you know what happened? I immediately dropped it again, spilling the boiling hot water all over my hand. It hurt like heck, and I screamed. Luckily my mom was coming inside from talking to her Mom, and Shannon was there too. It hurt for a while and when it started getting white we went to the emergency room just to be careful. I pretty much had to keep it in water for it to not hurt like heck. When they finally took me back they made me step on the scale thingy, and I weighed 76 pounds. I didn't find that shocking because I was so tall. When the lady took me into the one place she had me put my hand in this cool stuff and that made it feel a lot better. The doctor person didn't look too concerned, so I stopped shaking a bit, though I wasn't happy with having to take my hand out of the water stuff. My hand was all red and stuff, which didn't make me happy. I finally fell asleep around 5:00 when I had taken pain medicine and this other stuff. I had to sleep with my hand on ice. I woke up and it still doesn't hurt right now so hopefully I'll get some time off of the pain for a bit.

Library Adventures with Sha and Caity

So me and Sha were sitting outside of the Library, waiting for our mom. we started jokingly smacking each other and a Cop came up and said "Hey, stop smacking each other," I wasn't sure what to do, then i saw his joking expression. I've always had a fear of Cops. "Wait, are you two sisters?" he asked after a moment.

it was Shannon who replied that time, "yes," she was trying not to giggle from what i saw.


"Oh, then its okay. i used to beat my little brother up when I was a kid. But now he's like this much taller then me–" he put his hand a few feet above his head. "–and like this big. so i cant do it anymore." Shannon was smiling now, while i did too. I didn't think i had ever met a Cop that was funny.


The Cop appeared to be a nerd with a big nose and glasses. i had wondered if he was married. Shannon said something i didn't catch, and at the same moment i had heard the sound of an ice cream truck. then the Cop spoke again, but quieter, "Where is that strange music coming from? it sounds like an ice cream truck,"

Shannon again giggled, "Yea." i heard her say, but i was busy trying to figure out where it was coming from.


after a little while noise started coming from his radio thingy. "someone on the highway on a bike got hit. i repeat; someone on the highway on bike got hit." the talking wasn't very clear, so i hadn't really been able to hear it very well. all i knew was that something happened to a dude on a bike. "Uh-oh," the Cop groaned, before walking into the library. i sat there for a moment, trying not to laugh. Shannon was laughing too. "Well, i guess he had to take a crap before he went to the highway or whatever." Sha giggled. i nodded my agreement, before i had caught sigh of my mom.


Oh my gosh it was funny!