Sunday, December 21, 2008

My Entire Life is Creepy

One thing I will NEVER understand is why the heck men spend all day watching Football when they could be doing much more interesting things. I might have no room to talk. I spend my day on the computer, writing bloody stories or drawing morbid pictures. Still I don't think I scream at my computer. My Dad screams very strange words at the TV almost every Sunday. Sometimes it scares me. When I woke up this morning and went downstairs, he was attempting to fix the light (or something, I don't know) and he was muttering to himself the whole time.


Shannon is the weirdest sister ever. She says things like "Your mom" and "Your face". She has also had very interesting adventures. Nothing interesting ever happens to me because I never do anything, and I'm happy with that =O.

So I have with the weirdest family ever. My Dad loves football more than me. That's just sad.

Its 1:39 in the morning and I'm still not going to bed. Normally I would've been in bed around midnight but praise the lord we have no co-op for five weeks straight. Thank God! Co-op is both annoying and boring. Crazy stuff always happens there.

Cindy is a Spaz. She has the weirdest little face and she has a crapface. She runs around like an idiot all day and always has to lick the blankets. I recently found out she does that because she was taken away from her Mommy too early, and the blankets remind her of her Mommy. I don't get why.

Mowgli is a big black blob. He's pretty normal, but while he's purring and begging for love he randomly bites you for no reason. I think they're both a bit messed up.

Stitch is the cutest little thing! Best of all he's pretty much MY kitty. I'm the only one here who still loves him. He's always been my cat and hopefully will be for a while longer. I WUVZ HIM!

Umm...Shannon, once again you and I are never going to be friends =P

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

for the record....I love you more than life itself

Anonymous said...

I know I'm weird... but I'm the coolest older sister you will ever have. Ok? ;)

And you must admit i'm a lot of fun. Your life would be awfully boring.

So minus those moody days when I'm annoying and mean... I'm a pretty cool older sister.

Love you sister, Sha.

Anonymous said...

Dude... I didn't finish that one sentence... *your life would be awfully boring without me*... sorry i'm an idiot. typo.

Kelly said...

That cat you love so much pees all over our stuff!!! Why don't you find out why he does that, K? He may not be around too much longer if he doesn't get some help. I don't believe your Dad. I think he loves football more than everything:)