Orthodontist, Day 1: Meet Mr. Cryder

The time has come for me to deal with my overbite. Dr. Cryder has quite a sense of humor with nice workers. He made me sit on this strange chair and look at my teeth. He said VERY weird stuff in the process to his worker...I think her name was Vicky. Anyway, the whole time I was having trouble not laughing. He called the teeth I hadn't lot yet baby Molars. I was very amused. Then he said, “You’re going to hold this mirror while me and Mom sit and stare at your teeth.” Next they took me back to get impressions (Oh G0d). This part was exciting. First a chick came back and stuck trays with pink icky stuff in it. The bottom part was fine, but the time was horrible. The chick was like, "Breathe deep through your nose," and I'm like, "In your dreams, woman." So when that was over they made me go and get X-rays. Now, this part was interesting. She stuck blue tubes up my ears and attached some weird thing to my nose. I had to hold perfectly still the whole time in order for it to work. Next they took pictures of my teeth. The lady was like, "You do not have to smile, and this is not going onto the internet." I didn't, and I didn't want to. This is where it gets funny. The lady made me use these huge blue things to spread my lips really, really far, and it hurt! While I was doing that she shoved a mirror straight into my mouth and told me not to move my tongue. She took several pictures of me before finally returning me to my Mom. What's funny is that I have to wear headgear to make sure it stays in place. The headgear looks interesting. I have to wear it at night and whenever I'm at home. I have to wear rubber bands for a week (Yay). Shannon is already making fun of me for it. She had to wear some weird Tooth Positioner and I have to wear headgear! Yay for us!

25 Random Things About Me

1. I have MAJOR anxiety problems
2. I’m horrified of tornados
3. I have painfully long nails
4. People annoy me regularly
5. I have a crazy sister
6. I want to be a writer
7. I read obsessively
8. I draw my hands off
9. I hate winter
10. I hate summer
11. I hate holidays
12. I always want to be alone
13. I’m really impatient
14. I spend all day in my little hole downstairs
15. I’m obsessed with Starbucks
16. I find crystals to be pretty
17. I text like a grandma (that’s what Shannon says)
18. I hate most foods
19. I don’t drink enough water
20. I burnt myself once
21. I love screamo music
22. I live in a house with scary creatures (Shannon, Cindy, etc)
23. I hate taking showers
24. I refuse to use dirty public bathrooms
25. My favorite thing to do is write bloody stories and draw morbid pictures at midnight while eating chocolate and listening to my Mom watch some scary show in the other room

Drawing

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Ok, well, this is Shadow. She is very bloody =). I started around eleven thirty and ended at twelve thirty. Man, this one took a heck of a lot of patience. I messed up a lot of times and then I had to go back and change the legs around so they weren't overlapping each other. The legs look different now...I made them fat on accident...Curses...How did I miss that? Annnyywaaayy the one on FaceBook isn't half this bloody and there are no lyrics. Haha, sorry Shannon, but I didn't want to scare Beth anymore. Anywayz Shadow is a very special cat since I tested out some new eye affects on her and the collar. See the sign on it? *cuddle*

Oh well. This drawing almost got deleted but I gave myself crap to finish it. Whatever. I ONLY draw at night people! No asking me to draw in the morning...Something about the morning and being awake messes up my will to draw...I have to be fairly tired and feeling a bit crazy. I was feeling very strange when I drew Shadow....NO SUNSHINE PICTURES ARE ALOUD! THEY HAVE TO AT LEAST HAVE A SAD EXPRESSION AND/OR LOTS OF BLOOD!

Sorry...That was a bit much O.O

Ok, so, random newsflash. Mommy got a dance program for us to use and she's making me wake up at like nine to do it. Bad Mommy! What if I wanted to sleep till noon? It’s so unfair. Oh well. Today we went to see mall cop! It was funny and Shannon and Mommy wouldn't stop freaking laughing *glares*

No laughing at Shadow she's having a lot of life problems -.-

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Yay...New Year....09....

Are you kidding me? SHANNON GETS HER TEMPS IN THE SUMMER! Are you kidding me? MY Sister, the weird one, IS GOING TO DRIVE! I find that wrong. She should have to wait. I can see her killing people right now.

This will be an interesting year. It’s freezing outside. I've finally started wearing long sleeves…Yay...

Snow outside...Yay....I don't know...Stitch is going to freeze out there. Today everyone didn't have to go school...Burn...

Can you believe it? I'M IN FIFTH GRADE! =D That's not exciting though...Why am I smiling about that? I shouldn't be. I'M OLD! Oh well. At least I’m not a crazy teenager…=O no offence Shannon! That was not meant for you…

I’m going to an orthodontist…Yay….I cant get braces because I don’t have all of my teeth, but they want to fix my dumb overbite. I have TMJ (figure out what that is on your own =P) and they need to fix that.

Oh well, Getting older isn’t fun anyway. And I have to go to some disgusting weird place for dinner tonight….Yay...

I’ve said …Yay… way too many times today. I shall think of something new to do. And guess what? We’re sending Shannon to be experimented on. She was filed down as the weirdest person on earth, and they need to figure out if she’s human or not…YAY…