The Dentist Aventure

I hate going to the dentist. Last time they told us I needed to go to the orthodontist. We didn’t go because I recently lost six teeth, and I’m about to loose another. I don’t know how many more I have left to loose. Anyway, today I got to go to the dentist. This time it was very interesting…


The lady cleaning my teeth talked so quiet I could barely hear her, and she asked me who cleaned my teeth last time. WTF? How am I supposed to know that? It’s been half a year! Next when she was picking stuff off of my teeth she jabbed me in the gums five times. I don’t think she noticed.


After, she used this spinning thing and used this horrible-tasting stuff to clean my teeth. Eww. It was the worst thing I’d ever tasted.


Okay, so here’s where it gets interesting. The dentist dude was an Indian, and I could barely understand a word he said. After he looked at my teeth, he started talking to the one lady who cleaned my teeth. I’m naming her Darla and the dentist is Frank.


“Wasn’t she supposed to go to the orthodontist?” Frank asked.
“I don’t know,” Darla replied, turning to grab something off the counter.
“We’ll have to talk to this patient’s Mom.”
“I’ll do it.”
Frank turned back to me and said, “Everything looks good, no cavities. You have been a very good girl.”

So she takes me back to my Mom, and doesn’t say anything about it to her. That had to be my weirdest dentist run yet =)